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WantIt... 5th Ave...

Posted on Oct 12th, 2006 by Swami : Missionary of Music Swami

Recently Saks 5th Ave started a campaign called "Want It"

Was this inspired by our beloved burning man camp, Camp WantIt? We'd like to think so... some roaming Saks marketing employee tripping through burning man may have seen the WantIt sign over the years and been inspired by simplicity of the concept...

Well if it's war they want.. it's war they get... and just in the nick of time, half of our camp just took delightful photos at the free photo booth at our most recent party...

So I put together a few hardcore ads for Saks... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em I always say... and we make GORGEOUS models (in a wide array of imbibery) you must admit....



I hope you guys get as many laughs out of this as I did while making them...



Q&A:
1q how come not ALL WantIt'ers are featured?
1a) because I couldn't get enough isolated shots of everyone... sorry all.. =(

2q) do you have too much time on your hands?
2a) yes

3q) why are you doing this instead of vanessa's flyer?
3a) I'm doing it right NOW Vanessa.... hold on already! sheesh....

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DMT

Posted on Oct 12th, 2006 by Swami : Missionary of Music Swami
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Chemical Warfare at OUR PARTY?!?!

Posted on Oct 12th, 2006 by Swami : Missionary of Music Swami
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Soooo I was feeling bad a little while back because I didn't blog at all about my love parade or love infusion experiences...

now I realize that my life has just become too action-packed to trifle w/ such details.

Now The Last Temptation of WantIt... (the annual "rawktoberfest" party thrown by my beloved Burning Man familly that happened this weekend) is a whole 'nother story!

For those of you unfortunate enough to miss out on this event... here is tale of the evening...

We talked to all the neighbors ahead of time but the warehouse next door had just moved in a new tenant... nobody thought to bug them because they throw (and help throw) raging parties all the time... the guy's bedroom door was in the hallway that connected the main warehouse with the loft/studio... and shared a wall with the main room.

1st time he came out pissed and a few of us talked him down. he was very agreeable
2nd time he came out pissed and people offered to put him up in a hotel for the evening but he wanted to sleep in his bed. Gabe talked him down again and he was smiling and laughing so nobody thought he'd be an issue. We even turned sound down for him and gave him a cel phone number to call if he was still hatin' life..
3rd time he came out he walked straight up and started ripping cables out... not cool. don't know who diffused this but it didn't work so well because he came back out for
a 4th time... this time holding a hammer and shaking it aggessively...

after that I was almost afraid to play because I didn't want to be the first dj to die from a crossbow. but Forest Green had to cut her set short because she was having trouble mixing w/ only 1 speaker left (from us toning it down for fuckstick) and while I was setting up my gear to relieve her the bastard came out and dumped a gallon of ammonia in the hallway... not sure if he retreated back to his room or if he just left the premisis... frankly i don't know how he could've prevented the smell from backing up into his room...

so aside from that mayhem (and other assorted drama w/ people who shall remain unnamed) that was a bangin'-ass party... INCREDIBLE turnout... great friends... the mafia laid down the fucking LAW! and WantIt... well let's just say I'm more in love with you all than ever!

maybe next time I'll actually get to play. =(
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Tips and Tricks

Posted on Sep 27th, 2006 by Swami : Missionary of Music Swami

from the "Swami has too much time on his hands" files...


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Doberman Away!

To keep from being bitten by a doberman, carry a small animal such as a cat, monkey or lemur in your pocket.... if you find yourself running from a dog, toss said creature over left shoulder to distract the beast.

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Hummingbird Poppers!

For a tasty treat, build 1 oversized bug-zapper and place a bouquet of flowers in the center instead of uv lights... plug it in and place a large platter underneath.... sit back and wait for the ultimate fried appetizer! (hint: feed the local hummingbirds jalepenos and cream cheese in advance for an explosive taste-sensation!)

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Take baby powder to the movies

Kids crying or talking during your movie-theater experience? easy! Apply copious amounts of baby powder to your striking-hand and give them a firm slap in the face. The remaining handprint will stand as a reminder of who laid the smack down on they @$$

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Easier Xmas Thank Yous

hate filling out all those thank-you cards after the Xmas season? Simple! just don't do it! Nobody else ever does it for YOU so why pay-it-forward? This year join the legions of "takers" out there and keep your thank yous to yourself!

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Easy Excuse To Go To War

tired of having to come up with excuses to wage war on brown people? Easy! Knock down a national landmark and then blame it on a government-trained scapegoat... say "he tried to kill my dad" and be seen on TV asking the pope for permission. Once you have the pope on your side and "he tried to kill my dad" in your arsenal... nothing can stop you! (hint: go for body-count when knocking down said monument... launching a depleted uranium warhead at your own dept of defense is an ace-in-the-hole you can't refuse! just be sure to seize all the surveillance footage along the imaginary flight-path of flight 77)

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Burning Man 2006... Pics and Video

Posted on Sep 7th, 2006 by Swami : Missionary of Music Swami

Holy shit that was an incredible burn! Many people I spoke with seem to share the sentiment... and not just the people in my immediate camp!


I had planned to post a full play-by-play of the event like I did last year but I got so much good footage here I decided to just let it speak for itself.


Picture Gallery:
http://picasaweb.google.com/seventhswami/BurningMan2006
be sure to click where it says "See All" at the bottom...
(there are 228 pics altogether)


Video Gallery:
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=seventhswami
23 videos in all... don't miss pages 2 and 3... 

I'd like to extend a special "thanks" and plentiful hugs to all my friends who came along and camped with me this year... Brandon, Misty, Emily, Jonah, Richard and Seb... I want to thank Jay Schnieder for being so awesome to hang out with and so handy with the SD-card readers and extra water... I want to thank Camp WantIt for being so goddamn fun to be around and for this "I played spin the bottle" pin... I wanna thank Raja and everyone in the Specialists camp for letting me play... I wanna thank Ka Pilina for letting us wreck a mic or two... and I also want to thank whoever came up with "Pimp My Pottie".... that shit was so funny.... I've never seen such a beautiful porta-pottie...



some of my favourite scenes from the week:



I *heart* Gypsies



Uchronia



Ooah and company at Lost Prophet...



Huge Dust Storm



War of theWorlds?



Conexus Cathedral



Uchronia at Night



"Water Gun Cam"



Chillin @ Camp



AMAZING art



Good-Ass-Times... Good-Ass-Friends!



My FAVORITE photo of the WEEK!



Miracle Grow



Hydraulic Spider



The Temple of Hope burns


ME bitch!


AAAAND.... for those of you who complained about me not taking any photos of T&A last year.. well this one's for you!:


Water Gun Cam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sez7yQYJc3A
click to activate!

 

Namasté,
=)~S

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Pluto Loses Status as a Planet

Posted on Aug 24th, 2006 by Swami : Missionary of Music Swami
Personally... this makes me kinda sad!  ~S


Artist's impression of Pluto, BBC Pluto's status has been contested for many years
Astronomers meeting in the Czech capital have voted to strip Pluto of its status as a planet.

About 2,500 experts were in Prague for the International Astronomical Union's (IAU) general assembly.

The scientists rejected a proposal that would have retained Pluto as a planet and brought three other objects into the cosmic club.

Pluto has been considered a planet since its discovery in 1930 by the American Clyde Tombaugh.

The ninth planet will now effectively be airbrushed out of school and university textbooks.

"The eight planets are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune," said the IAU resolution, which was passed following a week of stormy debate.

Professor Iwan Williams chaired the IAU working group that has been working over recent months to define the term "planet".

"I have a slight tear in my eye today, yes; but at the end of the day we have to describe the Solar System as it really is, not as we would like it to be," the Queen Mary University of London, UK, scientist told the BBC.


PLUTO - A 'DEMOTED PLANET' Artist impression of New Horizons spacecraft passing by Pluto 
 - Named after underworld god 
 - Average of 5.9bn km to Sun
 - Orbits Sun every 248 years
 - Diameter of 2,360km
 - Has at least three moons
 - Rotates every 6.8 days
 - Gravity about 6% of Earth's
 -Surface temperature -233C
 - Nasa probe visits in 2015
The initial proposal put before the IAU to raise the number of planets in the Solar System to 12 - adding the asteroid Ceres, Pluto's "moon" Charon and the distant object known as 2003 UB313 - met with opposition.


Robin Catchpole, of the Institute of Astronomy in Cambridge, UK, told the BBC News website: "My own personal opinion was to leave things as they were; I met Clyde Tombaugh and thought how nice it was to shake hands with someone who had discovered a planet.


"But since the IAU brought out the proposal for new planets I had been against it - it was going to be very confusing. The best of the alternatives was to leave the major planets as they are and then demote Pluto. So I think this is a far superior situation."


Louis Friedman, executive director of the Planetary Society in California, US, commented: "The classification doesn't matter. Pluto - and all Solar System objects - are mysterious and exciting new worlds that need to be explored and better understood."


Dwarf planet

Amid dramatic scenes which saw astronomers waving yellow ballot papers in the air, the IAU meeting voted through new definition criteria.


They agreed that to qualify as a planet, a celestial body must be in orbit around a star while not itself being a star. It also must be large enough in mass "for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit."


Pluto was automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's.


It will now join a new category of "dwarf planets".


Pluto's status has been contested for many years as it is further away and considerably smaller than the eight other "traditional" planets in our Solar System.


Its orbit around the Sun is also highly inclined to the plane of those big planets.


In addition, since the early 1990s, astronomers have found several objects of comparable size to Pluto in an outer region of the Solar System called the Kuiper Belt.


Some astronomers have long argued that Pluto belongs with this population of small, icy worlds.


Allowances were once made for Pluto on account of its size. At just 2,360km (1,467 miles) across, Pluto is smaller even than some moons in the Solar System. But until recently, it was still the biggest known object in the Kuiper Belt.


That changed with the discovery of 2003 UB313 by Professor Mike Brown and colleagues at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech). After being measured with the Hubble Space Telescope, it was shown to be some 3,000km (1,864 miles) in diameter, making it larger than Pluto.


Named after the god of the underworld in Roman mythology, Pluto orbits the Sun at an average distance of 5.9 billion kilometres (3.7 billion miles) taking 247.9 Earth years to complete a single circuit of the Sun.


An unmanned US spacecraft, New Horizons, is due to fly by Pluto and the Kuiper Belt in 2015.

The New Solar System (BBC)


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Swami @ Opel's Love Parade After Party

Posted on Aug 22nd, 2006 by Swami : Missionary of Music Swami

HOLY SMOKES this was a nice surprise... Tantra, Opel, EvilBreaks and  The Ambient Mafia will be throwing Love Infusion... their LoveFest After Party. So if you are there on Sept 23rd (and I expect most of you WILL) be sure to come out to the patio and say hi. The mafia going to great lengths to make this a lush downtempo experience and I will go to great lengths to make sure you go home with a nice swami aftertaste. =) take that however you want...

click for details

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Gina Fant-Saez Can Kiss My Ass

Posted on Aug 17th, 2006 by Swami : Missionary of Music Swami

About.com featured this article:

Engineer Gina Fant-Saez Defines Her Ultimate Portable Studio


Engineer Gina Fant-Saez defines her ultimate portable studio in part 1 and part 2 of this article. It's a fact packed read from a knowledgable source, with specific gear selections and suggestions. Some have carped about the price of the total package, but GFS counters with this: ". . . what did you spend on your last professional recording? And how many flaws did you let slide because the studio time was adding up?"  


Look how right away they say "a fact-packed read from a knowedgable source"... like anyone's ever heard of this bitch. If you check out the "fact-packed read" itself:
http://digitalmedia.oreilly.com/2005/06/29/portable1.html   ... you will discover that this article is completely full of shit... sure everyone knows that you can fit a budget recording studio into a backpack these days but this "fact-packed" shit is nothing but an advertorial for Apple, Digidesign and M-Audio....  

Here again is a perfect example of how Apple is becoming the antichrist. This woman is actually recommending portable ipod speakers instead of real studio monitors??? or what about the fact that she spends several paragraphs telling you not to wait... just hurry up and buy a mac. Her reasoning is absolute bullshit. She is a paid spokesperson. And not to mention... take a look at that pair of hardware racks on wheels in the photograph... you really expect me to believe that a woman THAT involved in studio recording would tell me to go buy the bottom-of-the-line midi controller from M-Audio???  

Sorry give me a fucking break   

Yes this is an advertorial... the definition of which is an advertisement that is made to appear as an article.  

She also pitches her website in this article... suggesting that a "virtual session" is made possible exclusively by her website and it's "unique functionality"... guess what? I can do it over gmail for free.  

Gina... thanks for the disinformation and straight-up lies... kiss my ass... seriously...  

you too Steve Jobs...
~S

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Lockheed Martin Profits From Your Red Light Violations?

Posted on Aug 16th, 2006 by Swami : Missionary of Music Swami
I knew Lockheed was financially connected to most of congress but shit this just gets worse and worse doesn't it? I post this because i think it's important that we realize it is big business (and the elite fuckers behind them) that run this planet. NOT our government so your voting is a completely symbolic act... a charade... the same pieces of shit run things no matter who is elected...

anyway enough out of me...


The State Legislature Triples the Red Light Fine For Honest Drivers
from http://www.ticketassassin.com/autohonest.html

In 1996, California's first automated red light cameras were installed in San Francisco. At the time, the fine for running a red light was $104. The corporation that leased these cameras to the city got to keep $17.50 for every person cited. This would be enough to keep the system profitable if every photographed motorist paid up.

Unfortunately for the city and its corporate partners, only about a third of the motorists photographed could be identified and cited due to blurry photos, missing front plates and obscured faces. As a result, they were only collecting a third of the expected revenue needed to keep this system profitable.

One of the two contractors involved in San Francisco's pilot program, Electronic Data Systems, withdrew from the program after six months citing the financial shortfall. The city's other corporate partner, U. S. Public Technologies (now owned by Lockheed Martin) hung tough, helping the city lobby the state legislature to deliver them from this revenue deficit. San Francisco had paid $30,000 per intersection to have the initial cameras installed. They did not intend on surrendering this investment without a fight. Led by San Francisco representatives, the state legislature rode to the rescue.

"California's pre-existing fine structure was not adequate to make red light photo enforcement self-financing. This is important to local governments who support the program in principle, but are not willing to sacrifice funding for other programs to fund photo enforcement. The legislature addressed this by passing Assembly Bill (AB) 1191 (Shelley), in 1997, raising the fine from $104 to $346 for running red lights. This bill also changed the formula for distributing the fine revenues so local agencies now receive about $148 from each fully paid citation. This was essential for the survival of red light photo enforcement in California."
- "How Can We Make Red Light Runners Stop?" by Jack Lucero and Bridget Smith, Westernite, November-December 1998, Vol. 52 No. 6

In 1998, the fine for running a red light was tripled to $346. This "enhanced" fine would net $70 per ticket for Lockheed Martin, and $78 for the city hosting the system. Automated enforcement was no more efficient but it was now profitable. This increased fine and bonus payment of $78 for the city has led to the rapid expansion of automated enforcement across our state.

Since only one in three drivers photographed are eventually cited under automated enforcement, this one honest motorist is, in essence, being forced to pay for all three. Guilty or not, it is unfair that the one honest driver must pay $346 while the two dishonest ones, lacking front plates or willing to perjure themselves, laugh and pay nothing.


Big Brother's Tactics Are Not Subject To Public Scrutiny


Lockheed Martin was careful to avoid the most unsafe intersections in its San Diego installation (nearly all in low-income areas) in favor of intersections in higher income neighborhoods where profits could be assured. Since the city government did not object to these marketing tactics, we can assume they might concur with other possible profit-enhancing measures by Lockheed Martin, such as decreasing the length of the yellow lights at monitored intersections in order to increase violations. With no public scrutiny, Lockheed Martin may already be manipulating the timing of the intersections they control to maximize profits. This would not come as a surprise since the city has already given Lockheed Martin free reign to find you guilty, which is the only verdict that profits both the city and its corporate partner.

The corporations and cities that sponsor automated enforcement programs expect and need drivers to continue running red lights to keep the program profitable. It seems perverse that a system marketed to improve traffic safety, can only survive if it does not succeed.

If automated enforcement were truly capable of stopping drivers from running red lights, it would soon do so and become unprofitable. Does anyone honestly believe that private corporations are investing millions of dollars in a system whose success will soon render it obsolete?
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2 New SeventhSwami Tracks!

Posted on Aug 13th, 2006 by Swami : Missionary of Music Swami

sorry to have to direct you to myspace to hear them =(


Cocoon in the Sky

Last Updated: 08-13-2006
An analog-heavy midtempo breaks track featuring sampleage from Amon Tobin.
also features more cowbell hey you asked for it! =)









La Lingua
Last Updated: 08-13-2006
a dark midtempo track built around beatboxing by Psylence.
recorded w/ a shure sm58 mic running thru a kaoss pad =D

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